Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
ccomicsloth: saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building
orlopzi: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? He’s not until someone touches him
inbox: Like a good neighbor, I do not care
bonginq: trryinq: snorlaxatives: some people on this website have a special reserved place in heaven OH MY GOD I ALMOST CRIED YESTERDAY BECAUSE I LOST THIS POST its ok friend you have found it again
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
lestradehasthephonebox: If you think about it, Marius and Cosette are the opposite of Romeo and Juliet. They fell in love and everyone else died.
This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via lorbeere)
ollivander: A GROUP OF HUMMINGBIRDS IS CALLED A CHOIR THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*