May 2013
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
ccomicsloth:
saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building
orlopzi:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
He’s not until someone touches him
inbox:
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
bonginq:
trryinq:
snorlaxatives:
some people on this website have a special reserved place in heaven
OH MY GOD I ALMOST CRIED YESTERDAY BECAUSE I LOST THIS POST
its ok friend you have found it again
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
lestradehasthephonebox:
If you think about it, Marius and Cosette are the opposite of Romeo and Juliet. They fell in love and everyone else died.
This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....
– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via lorbeere)
ollivander:
A GROUP OF HUMMINGBIRDS IS CALLED A CHOIR THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*